top ten things i think about before i fall asleep

...that is, if I actually do fall asleep because I'm prone to insomnia.

• what i would say if I were on Lopez Tonight or Conan.
• the probability of my parents discovering i snuck out to grab a Slurpee at 7/11.
• the people on that eleven-thirty train.
• what plane rides are like.
• if we all see different colors and just don't know it.
• if i was a boy in a past life.
• how strange it will be when i'm old.
• conducting a social experiment and seeing if everybody really is six degrees or less separated from any given person they encounter on the street.
• who the famous people in my school will be, and if they'll remember me in twenty years.
• what i'd do if a natural disaster struck my sleepy little state.

Happy Tuesday, kidlings. Hang in there.